THE SNOOZE BUTTON

“As someone who’s tried various toys before, I appreciate that The Snooze Button combines form AND function so beautifully. The retro design speaks to my queer aesthetic, and the powerful yet quiet vibrations mean my roommates are none the wiser. Perfect for apartment living!”

“First-timer here who was worried about EVERYTHING—noise, intensity, even having it in my home. The Snooze Button solved all those problems! It’s quiet enough that I can use it with confidence in my shared apartment, and the controls are intuitive even for a complete novice like me.”

“Anniversary shopping is always stressful, but this was a HOME RUN! My girlfriend squealed when she unwrapped it (she loves vintage aesthetics), and later whispered it was the most thoughtful gift she’s ever received. Guys, take note: this is how you win at gift-giving!”

“The discreet packaging was appreciated, but what I love most as a queer woman is how this beautiful little device celebrates pleasure without being tacky or explicit. It’s empowering to own something that honors my sexuality while respecting my desire for privacy and taste.”

“I was so nervous about ordering this that I almost backed out three times! Wish I hadn’t waited—it’s perfect for beginners with its simple controls, and the retro clock design means I don’t have to hide it away like some shameful secret. Finally found the courage to prioritize my pleasure!”

“Best Valentine’s gift I’ve ever given my wife of 12 years! She literally texted me from home while I was at work the next day saying ‘taking a snooze break’ with a winking emoji. The spark is definitely back—worth every cent for our relationship!”

“Bought this as a birthday surprise for my partner who’s been stressed with work lately. Not only does she love the cute design that matches our bedroom aesthetic, but she says the ‘stress relief’ has been life-changing! Ladies, if your significant other doesn’t get you this, buy it yourself!”